Ethan Master Of The Hawiian Ukelele

F.A.Q.



Question:

Are you a master of anything else?

Answer:

Also a master of perfect posture!


Question:

Why are you called Ethan Master of the Hawaiian Ukulele if you don't play ukulele?

Answer:

That is a great point. I guess you are what you are!


Question:

What do you dream about at night?

Answer:

Sometimes I have server nightmares, where I forget peoples order's and am in my underwear, or I think its Sunday but its really Saturday, and that means I have work again tomorrow, jesus. I also have a reoccurring dream where I inhabit a space like an attic or a country pagoda where there are a bunch of special objects, and I think this may represent my desire for self-actualization.